2026 Album Project

Old Fort Cheese

Two hundred years after the end of history, the world is in the shape it will always be in. That shape of course is carved out of blocks of cheese.

Does it make sense to you? Why of course it does, you have lived your entire life here! Lets just hope you don't become lactose intolerant.

Baby Beluga

Do I only have $2000 to my name? Yes!

Does an under the table boat deal with "Good Deal Jimbo" cost $2000? Yes!

You don't need money on the sea. The sea is freedom. No one has ever regretted a solo boating expedition with no experience!

D.I.S.H. Soap

The Information Super Highway needs some soap. You can't follow a single hyperlink anymore without seeing an AI chatbot spin up it's methane generators to get your attention. Social media giants push forward bigotry to their users resulting in real world violence and fear. The quantity and quality of misinformation is growing all while the tools used to find real information flatline.

Problem is, I love the internet. There is a reason so much of my generation spent their childhoods on it. (for better or worse) Is it too much to ask for human communication without all the downsides?

Jazz Modes of Consciousnes

Sorry! Individualism is closed! We'll be open again in 45 minutes!

Matter became aware of itself. Billions of years later you are here, a vast network of awareness arranged in a specific enough shape to allow memory, language, love and more. Somehow the material world broke through into the conscious. I don't know how it happened.

I am not a person. I am Just my mind.

The Same

The world needs diversity of culture.

Post-Post-Apocalypse

Y'know, it really hurt that the world ended. But hey look on the bright side! The blast injured me enough that it won't hurt for long!

The Consequences of It's What It's

Starving with a fridge full of food. To tired to do anything but sleep. How long till these pills start working? People are only allowed to have one thing wrong with them! And I already got mine so I better just figure this out.