2026 Album Project

Old Fort Cheese

Two hundred years after the end of history, the world is in the shape it will always be in. That shape of course is carved out of blocks of cheese.

Does it make sense to you? Why of course it does, you have lived your entire life here! Lets just hope you don't become lactose intolerant.

Baby Beluga

Do I only have $2000 to my name? Yes!

Does an under the table boat deal with "Good Deal Jimbo" cost $2000? Yes!

You don't need money on the sea. The sea is freedom. No one has ever regretted a solo boating expedition with no experience!

D.I.S.H. Soap

The Information Super Highway needs some soap. You can't follow a single hyperlink anymore without seeing an AI chatbot spin up it's methane generators to get your attention. Social media giants push forward bigotry to their users resulting in real world violence and fear. The quantity and quality of misinformation is growing all while the tools used to find real information flatline.

Problem is, I love the internet. There is a reason so much of my generation spent their childhoods on it (for better or worse.) Is it too much to ask for human communication without all the downsides?

A Human, Person

What is the difference between a human and a person? Seems like a silly question. A human is an animal with language a society, a person is a role in society. Sometimes when society gets me down I return to the same thoughts.

I don't want to be a person, a human is fine, a human is a fine thing to be.

The Same

Human diversity is biodiversity, and right now the world needs biodiversity more than ever.

The worst thing that could happen to humanity is a world where we are all 'The Same'

The Consequences of It's What It's

Sometimes I keep waiting for something to happen... but it never does, oh well it is what it is.